If you’ve been on the internet for more than thirty seconds in the past year, you’ve probably seen Rachael Ray’s “Late Night Bacon” recipe, which I won’t bother linking, because it just says to microwave bacon on a plate, and you have Google.
Continuing her dominance of the culinary world’s cutting edge is Rachael Ray’s Garbage Bowl, which is a special $20 bowl you’re supposed to buy to put your scraps in. If you peel carrots at the counter, Rachael Ray says to put the shavings in this bowl. I don’t know why. You put scraps in the trash, right? I mean, you personally, as a human being?
Customers who bought this item also bought about 70 other overpriced, unnecessary Rachael Ray-branded items. I didn’t exaggerate when I said 70 other items, either. You gotta click through and look at this enormous load of shit so I don’t spend the whole next week talking about how you don’t need a $20 oil bottle because when you buy the oil it already comes in a fucking bottle.
Natalie Dee just linked to Drew’s new blog on FB and I’m so glad she did. These two are so funny to me. They’re like the perfect couple, but with extra ranch.
Capula by Pedro Reyes will be on view along with other interactive installations in our upcoming exhibition Play With Me which opens on Sunday, June 17.
I wish that it was completely closed… with a trap door.
I should’ve invented this
Jamijett, I favorited this on etsy today for birthday ideas for you.
TRUE SHIRT IS TRUE
I should have known this was going to happen. I had shirts made that say “People are terrible and everything sucks”. I washed one of the shirts today then realized they are all sun-faded.
Where can I buy this?
Yeah. I think the sun-fading just adds flavor.
(via Now you can make your own pie pops with the…)
Super cute, but the part that I dislike about pie is the crust, so this wouldn’t work for me at all. Not enough crust/filling ratio!
I agree with you on the crust. But I wonder if this would work for ravoli? That’s something I could get behind.
I disagree with both of you. The crust is the only reason to eat pie. Who cares what stupid filling there is!
Yelping with Cormac: Urban Outfitters
…and before them stretches an abyss beyond man’s imagining and within their lifetime the promise of a coming reckoning measured in blood and in pestilence and they shuffle through that store near paralytic and finally they take a metal thing with a feather on it and they buy that thing.
Haha, yeah. I had a weird experience at UO recently. I couldn’t figure out how anything was supposed to be worn… or why every shirt and dress had a big hole in the back. It all looked like that ”designer” sweater Denise made for Theo on the Cosby Show. Except… I would wear that.
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